Urban Outfitters

Hello Urban Outfitters,

While being an "Indie Hipster" is not as cool as it used to be your store is still cute. However, y'all need a more vast book selection. Yes, I am well aware that you are not "Barnes & Noble" but still. Urban Outfitters is very convenient for me to visit on my various breaks from work.

Also i think you should stop selling "What Music Means to Girls" it was absolute dribble. I have never read such a pretentious yet poorly written book in all my years. If i could get a refund of some sort that would be delightful.

Thank you and have a wonderful day

Jimmy Dean

Hello Friends at Jimmy Dean,

Heavens to betsy I love bacon. I also love being thin. Lets be honest nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. My obsession with bacon not helping this matter. Its horrifing. Nonetheless, I will not stop consuming bacon. I am sure you would like to know that it is extra delicious with a cold Coors Light. I really do not understand why bacon is wavy but perhaps I dont need to know.

Have the most pleasant of days