Hello Mr. Vice President of the Tall Club,
It has been a dream of mine to join your prestigious club for many years. How ever I am only 5'1. If i wear stilts may I join?? Is there a membership fee? I understand that the Tall Club hosts cocktail parties. Well, this is perfect because I love cocktails.
But I must ask, Why a Tall Club?? Would the NBA be considered a Tall Club? What do you discuss at meetings? Do you meet with Tall People from other states? Do you wear special vests like the Hells Angels?
I think you should consider allowing short people join your club. it will add diversity. However, I insist that you do not ever allow average sized people. I dont like average sized people. they are jaded with a devil may care attitude.
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