Kohls

Good Day Kohls,

I have been in your store on several occasions. I have also viewed the television advertisements as well. So you could say I am familiar with your store.

Whatever happened to Mervyns California?? I found making fun of the shoppers there to be quite a delight and a good way to pass the time. I think you have something to do with this considering that Kohls have replaced Mervyns California locations. Kohls merchandise is not nearly as hilarious as Mervyns was. Which, I suppose is a good thing considering that you are in the business of supplying clothing to the middle class.

Oh, wait I thought of something that LC Lauren Conrad collection is a hoot. Really, what was she thinking?? Heavens to Betsey. MTV really does control the world.

Well, Friends at Kohls I hope you have a prosperous day. I think one day I will do a photoshoot in your store for no reason other then I need new Myspace Photos.