Scrubbing Bubbles

Hello Scrubbing bubbles, Scrubbing Bubbles are so cute. Do they have names?? I want some Scrubbing Bubbles stickers? would that be possible? it would really make my day. I dont clean my bathroom or whatever this product is for. I have people that do that for me. I just like the packaging. keep making cute products. i really think a line of toys and t-shirts featuring the scrubbing bubbles would make a big splash. Let me know what you think!

Glade

Hello Friends at Glade Home Frangrences, Oh Boy! I have come up with a plan i think you will really flip for! Are you ready? I think you should create, devolp & market Chicken scented products. Not like live chickens, from what i understand live chickens dont shower often. I mean like a chicken dinner. Me and my mother have become quite found of chicken dinners and it leaves our little home smelling so nice. What if it could always smell that way? oh that would simply be a dream come true. However, mother doesnt like cooking all day everyday, and she wont let me cook because i will probably burn the house down. Lets be honest, i dont care about cooking or food really but i do care about the scent of my home. The scent of a persons home says alot about that person. I want my campanions to know that i am a fan of chicken. I know y'all make a apple pie collection, well what does someone eat before apple pie? you guessed it, chicken. PS: i love your products but often cant afford them.

La Sizzler

Dear Sizzler, I am still very very angry at you for closing all your southern nevada locations. It really is a hassle for me to travel all the way to Los Angeles just to have dinner at my favorite restaurant. i am sure you can understand what an inconvenience this is. but i am willing to make the unreasonable trip because i am sizzlers number one fan! (by the way can i have some sizzler stickers or buttons to show my devotion??). recently, i heard about another establishment called golden corral. i believe that they stole your idea. how do you feel about ths?? have you ever been to golden corral?? should i try it?? i am so confused about what to do for my upcoming birthday dinner. i wanted to throw my birthday party at sizzler but i just dont know if i can afford to bring all my companions to california. It would be simply too embarrassing to have my sizzler birthday party by myself. I have an idea Sizzler. first, change your name to "La Sizzler" it adds a touch of gourmet, and i heard it while i was watching Roseanne and it made me chuckle. also, make a selection of frozen entrees, so i can eat sizzler multiple times a day. sizzler please come back to las vegas. i dont want to starve to death! Please send me sizzler memorabilia. i will be so excited!

Golden Corral

Hello Golden Corral. I see your delicious ads during the 10 pm news on channel 5. Channel 5 is probably the most unprofessional newscast you will ever experiance, but nonetheless i watch it with out fail nearly everynight. Why not switch to a better newscast? I dont know, I am a lady of routine. I live in Las Vegas, so i am puzzzled as to why i see you advertisments all the time. as far as i know the great city of las vegas does not have its very own golden corral. I think that is a shame. Okay, so i don't really know what Golden Corral is. But I am very fond of your name. I am a big fan of the color gold, and you name has that beautiful color in it, so put 2+2 together and i think i have found a dining establishment that i would be interested in enjoying. Is golden Corral like The Sizzler?? i sure hope so, Sizzler is my favorite restaurant. i am sure know sizzler is one of the classiest dining establishments that the world has ever know. How does sizzler do it? i dont know. But those butt heads at sizzler packed up the caravan and left the great city of las vegas, now i must travel to los angeles to get my fix. So golden corral here is your big chance to be my favorite restaurant in the whole world. i am sure you understand what a prestigious honor this is. well i simply am on pins and needles waiting for your response!

Wet Seal

Hello Wet Seal, I have been shopping at your store since 1997 (im sure you have customers that were not even alive in 1997) hell, i remember comtempo casuals. anyways, i think your customers employs some of the dimmest people in america. its not uncommon for me to see various employees not working at all. its bananas. i am unemployed and these bozos have a job. what a joke. oh and please resize your pants. I DO NOT WEAR A 7. every other brand of jeans but yours i wear a 3.....

Trix Rabbit

Dear Trix Rabbit, Did those annoying kids give you your cereal back yet? i have been waiting since 1987 for them to give it back. this has simply gotten out of control. have you considered contacting the local authorities concerning the cereal theft? maybe Judge Joe Brown can help. he is a man that looks like he enjoys food a GREAT DEAL. so clearly a food fan will be more sympathetic to your unique circumstance. also is it just my imagination or did trix used to have a cherry flavor??? oh wait i know who can help you. the police officer that keeps catching the crooks taking cookie crisp. or maybe fred flinstone.

7-11

Hello 7-11, what a delightful string of stores you operate. are they all company owned?? can i have one? remember back in the mid 2000s when 7-11 became quick-e-mart. that was so much fun! except i had to go to henderson, nv. i hate henderson. it is full of jaded hipsters. i think you should now turn 7-11 into sesame street. i think it will make a big splash. how doesnt love big bird, actaully a relative has explained to me that many people do not like big bird. it is my understanding the general public is a much bigger fan of Elmo. forget elmo, i think he may be mentally unstable, big bird is clearly the godfather of sesame street.

Subway:Eat Fresh

Hello Subway Sandwich Well it looks like you have won the great sandwhich war of 2009 since all the quiznos in my area have abandoned ship. i am a little irrated by this subway. but lets move on, i am tired of "5, 5, 5 dollar footlongs" lets try $4 footlongs. actually scratch that. who needs that much sandwich beside those beefy construction works on the commercial. A lady of my size needs a $2 6-inch. haha. yes. think about that subway. did you know when the world ends your establishment will be renamed "Zombies: Eat Flesh" get ready 2012 is on the horizon.

Roberto's San Deigo

Hello Robertos,

How are you? May I ask a silly question the world wide web site where i found your email indicated that you live in san diego. what a glorious city, may i be the first to say i am jealous beyond words.

secondly, is this the same robertos that is located in not so fabulous Las vegas? somehow i dont think so. Call Judge Judy they have stolen your name. Judge Judy knows justice. she will help you.

The robertos in Las Vegas is pure sewage. good god, if you enjoy being morbidly ill then may i suggest lunch there.

I do not think this of your restaurant do to the fact that you claim to be "Real Mexican".

when i want authentic mexican cuisine i head to taco bell. I like to think outside the bun.

Next time i venture to san diego i will try to locate the non-las vegas robertos.

Denver, Colorado

Hello City Of Denver,

It is my lifelong dream to live in your magical city. I have never been to Denver, but y'all are home to my beloved Denver Nuggets & Coors Light!

That is good enough for me. What do denver folks do when they are not drinking beer & watching basketball. I tried to come up with an answer and i simply could not.

I have also had trouble convincing my companions to accompany me to denver. They tell me that its not that they dont wish to see denver, its that i am unemployed and they are tired of paying for me.

Clearly they are fibbing. I mean no one cancels travels due to lack of funds. That is simply balderdash.

Perhaps I just need to find a new circle of chums.

Mothers Cookies

Hello Mothers Cookies.

I really enjoy the sweet packaging your products receive. That old lady cartoon on the bag is a real fox. Will you send me a photo of her? I understand Mothers cookies is closing. Forever. While i do not like cookies so this really doesnt affect me, i am sire other people like cookies right. I mean why would you start a cookie company if no one liked cookies. oh wait, maybe thats why the company is folding. This rumor has somewhat upset me. say it aint so. are all the old ladys that bake your cookies going to be unemployed and possible homeless. who can we blame?? that damn kebbler elf?? i knew that little man was up to no good.

United States Postal Service

Hello United States Postal Service,

I have a been a big fan for several years. I think y'all run a fantastic organization. I love receiving mail it is so much fun! sometimes i even like sending mail.

Collectable stamps are a hoot as well. May I suggest you create a collection of stamps as a tribute to Mr Las Vegas Wayne Newton? Or maybe thats to wild for the USPS. How about Stamps to celebrate Baked Potatoes? everyone likes baked poatoes, am i right? i simply cannot imagine someone not liking them.

Hot damn, I just came up with the single greatest stamp tribute ever. Owls. As you may know owls are jaded hipsters much like many of your customers. Owls scare young people and rabbits. its the perfect stamp idea. I dont require that you give me create when you create this postage masterpiece.

One of my life long dreams has been to be a mail lady. it looks like a hoot.

well i look forward to checking the mail in about 35 minutes. I hope you had a goodtime delivering it. Sorry, if i received anything heavy, its not my fault. I do not control what magical gifts people mail me.

Kentucky Fried Chicken

My mother and I always have KFC on monday nights. that is our thing. we discuss Owls and eat a original recipe three strip meal. she gets coleslaw (i dont know what that is) and i get mashed potatoes. we are woman who enjoy a routine and for quite sometime kentucky fried chicken has been a vital part of the monday night routine. however, the last two weeks kfc has been out of the strips. the first week, i assumed my location had missed a shipment, but then the second week i was shocked to see that me and mother were being denied dinner once again. like i said we are ladies of routine. we do not like or accept change, so of course we were unwilling to eat anything else on these monday nights. therefore we went without. KFC whats going on?? is there a national chicken shortage. i know we are in a recession but that is no reason to stop enjoying chicken. are your employees simply to lazy and incompetent to make the strips for my dining pleasure?? i am so distressed. mother and i have discussed other monday night dining options and we are simply at a loss. how can we debate about owls with out our chicken dinner? the answer is we simply cannot. it fills me with sorrow to see such a prestigious fast food establishment go down the tubes like this.