hello mr. bahama,
this is in regards to the "tommy bahama tropical cafe". it really is a precious dining enviroment, and the food is quite tasty.
however, after a glance at the wine list i was disapointed to find that the wines do not complement the food. infact this alleged list was full of swill. also i demand to know how you can sell a bottle of chateu st michelle riseling for $56? i know you think you are pulling the wool over my eyes but you are wrong. i find that wine at the supermarket for $10, or i am lucky $8.
hot damn!
can i get a catalog for tommy bahama clothing, i find the photos soothing.
thank you for your time and i look forward to your responce.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Miami.com
Hello Editor of Miami Dot Com
how are you? it has always been a life long dream of mine to visit Miami. as you may know my friends Dorothy, Rose, Blance & Sophia live there on richmond street. Sophia didnt always live there but once Shady Pines burned down she moved in with the girls.
anyways, will smith has also written a very precious song about your great city. it is called "miami".
can you mail me information on planning a miami vacation? i am in neeed of information to properly plan the vacation of a life time.
it is also my understamding that my favorite game show "wheel of fortune" has taped shows in your great city. however, i have no proof of this.
further more to prove my love of the city i have a friend who claims the miami dolphins are the greatest football team to ever toss around the pigskin. but to be honest i believe he is simply in love with Mr. Dan Marino....its not my place to judge.
welll i look forward to all the miami information that you will be providing me.
how are you? it has always been a life long dream of mine to visit Miami. as you may know my friends Dorothy, Rose, Blance & Sophia live there on richmond street. Sophia didnt always live there but once Shady Pines burned down she moved in with the girls.
anyways, will smith has also written a very precious song about your great city. it is called "miami".
can you mail me information on planning a miami vacation? i am in neeed of information to properly plan the vacation of a life time.
it is also my understamding that my favorite game show "wheel of fortune" has taped shows in your great city. however, i have no proof of this.
further more to prove my love of the city i have a friend who claims the miami dolphins are the greatest football team to ever toss around the pigskin. but to be honest i believe he is simply in love with Mr. Dan Marino....its not my place to judge.
welll i look forward to all the miami information that you will be providing me.
Simply Orange
hello Simply Orange,
boy, i must say you make delious juices, they are so wonderful that i believe Jesus would enjoy them. the lemonade is a delious tart/sweet blend of joy & desire. I do however think the orange juice is quite "pulpy". but it is also my understanding that there are people out there that enjoy pulp. am i one of them? no. but that is not important.
i do unfortunatly come with bad news,i am poor and can some times not afford your various juice varietys. can we work together to lower the price?
please?
or at least talk to the presidents of all the supermarket chains and have them slash prices, i simply cannot drink the swill that is tropicana....
boy, i must say you make delious juices, they are so wonderful that i believe Jesus would enjoy them. the lemonade is a delious tart/sweet blend of joy & desire. I do however think the orange juice is quite "pulpy". but it is also my understanding that there are people out there that enjoy pulp. am i one of them? no. but that is not important.
i do unfortunatly come with bad news,i am poor and can some times not afford your various juice varietys. can we work together to lower the price?
please?
or at least talk to the presidents of all the supermarket chains and have them slash prices, i simply cannot drink the swill that is tropicana....
Pizza Hut
Hey Pizza Hut,
A little birdie tells me you have changed your name to "the hut" to remain more hip & relavent. well pizza hut i regret to inform you that "the hut" is a name fail.
moving on....like last week or so me & pop craved a quick and easy dinner. a dinner that we do not have often. a dinner that would be a treat. and due to the fact that we both love pizza we gave "the hut" a call.i believe the gal that answered the phone was about 12 years old. i wish i was making this up. regardless of her age i placed my order anyways. immediatly after hanging up the phone i felt a sence of doom. 67 minutes later my pizza pie had not arrived...and i was running out of beer, which as i am sure you can imagine made waiting worse.
so i call "the hut" back. the 12 year old answers again i explain the situation and she hangs up. so i call back, they dont know where my pizza is. so they send another.
FINALLY it arrives...and its cold.
what the french? i am T.O.'d!
A little birdie tells me you have changed your name to "the hut" to remain more hip & relavent. well pizza hut i regret to inform you that "the hut" is a name fail.
moving on....like last week or so me & pop craved a quick and easy dinner. a dinner that we do not have often. a dinner that would be a treat. and due to the fact that we both love pizza we gave "the hut" a call.i believe the gal that answered the phone was about 12 years old. i wish i was making this up. regardless of her age i placed my order anyways. immediatly after hanging up the phone i felt a sence of doom. 67 minutes later my pizza pie had not arrived...and i was running out of beer, which as i am sure you can imagine made waiting worse.
so i call "the hut" back. the 12 year old answers again i explain the situation and she hangs up. so i call back, they dont know where my pizza is. so they send another.
FINALLY it arrives...and its cold.
what the french? i am T.O.'d!
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Naked Juice
Hello Naked juice.
How are you? i am swell thanks for asking. I like the name of your juice. it makes me feel naughty. In Fact, sometimes i drink it in the nude. True Story.
i understand your product is sold in Canada. How worldly and cosmopolitan of you.
I also understand that you are giving away temporary tattoos? what a wild concept. but to be frank i wouldn't expect anything less from such a cutting edge and allegedly global brand. how can i obtain such a prestigeous item? i have been a huge fan & supporter of temporaty tattoos since 1993 when i applyed a looney toons temporary tattoo to the abdomin region of my norfolk terrier miss tam o' shanter. she looked so fierce all the other puppies wanted to take her out.
i hope you have a magical day!
i look forward to checking my mail in a few days only to see the suprises (i.e. the cool tattoo) from y'all
How are you? i am swell thanks for asking. I like the name of your juice. it makes me feel naughty. In Fact, sometimes i drink it in the nude. True Story.
i understand your product is sold in Canada. How worldly and cosmopolitan of you.
I also understand that you are giving away temporary tattoos? what a wild concept. but to be frank i wouldn't expect anything less from such a cutting edge and allegedly global brand. how can i obtain such a prestigeous item? i have been a huge fan & supporter of temporaty tattoos since 1993 when i applyed a looney toons temporary tattoo to the abdomin region of my norfolk terrier miss tam o' shanter. she looked so fierce all the other puppies wanted to take her out.
i hope you have a magical day!
i look forward to checking my mail in a few days only to see the suprises (i.e. the cool tattoo) from y'all
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