Friday, December 11, 2009

United States Postal Service

Hello United States Postal Service,
I have a been a big fan for several years. I think y'all run a fantastic organization. I love receiving mail it is so much fun! sometimes i even like sending mail.
Collectable stamps are a hoot as well. May I suggest you create a collection of stamps as a tribute to Mr Las Vegas Wayne Newton? Or maybe thats to wild for the USPS. How about Stamps to celebrate Baked Potatoes? everyone likes baked poatoes, am i right? i simply cannot imagine someone not liking them.
Hot damn, I just came up with the single greatest stamp tribute ever. Owls. As you may know owls are jaded hipsters much like many of your customers. Owls scare young people and rabbits. its the perfect stamp idea. I dont require that you give me create when you create this postage masterpiece.
One of my life long dreams has been to be a mail lady. it looks like a hoot.
well i look forward to checking the mail in about 35 minutes. I hope you had a goodtime delivering it. Sorry, if i received anything heavy, its not my fault. I do not control what magical gifts people mail me.

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