Trix Rabbit

Dear Trix Rabbit, Did those annoying kids give you your cereal back yet? i have been waiting since 1987 for them to give it back. this has simply gotten out of control. have you considered contacting the local authorities concerning the cereal theft? maybe Judge Joe Brown can help. he is a man that looks like he enjoys food a GREAT DEAL. so clearly a food fan will be more sympathetic to your unique circumstance. also is it just my imagination or did trix used to have a cherry flavor??? oh wait i know who can help you. the police officer that keeps catching the crooks taking cookie crisp. or maybe fred flinstone.