Wet Seal

Dear Wet Seal, i am 22 years old and therefore too old to shop in your store, nonetheless i still shop there. i like a good deal and sequins. but i must warn you about a startling trend i have seen on young people. they are called "skinny jeans" at least thats what the 13 year old in front of me at starbucks told me. this is awful. so out of morbid curiousity i ventured into your store and tried on a pair of white "skinny jeans". i was hoping to create a "saved by the bell" look. oh boy, was that a disaster. i have a hard time believing that this is a good look for anyone. but nonetheless as i ventured back into the shopping mall i saw them everywhere i turned. it was like a nightmare. what are these young folks thinking? these pants are unattractive and unflattering. i wanted to tell these people if you must squeeze into pants, then it is time to look for the next size or you could permanently damage your hips. and as someone who is quickly approaching my golden years i am deeply concerned about hip problems.

so i have come up with a solution. i think you will be quick to jump on board. i strongly suggest you remove all "skinny pants" for your store and the internets and have them destroyed. in the meantime i am working with various charities to start the campaign against icky pants!

have the most pleasant of afternoons,

love heidi