La-Z Boy

Dear La-Z Boy home furnishings, i am interested in purchasing a couch. but i am wildly particular as to what this couch must be like, although i assume many other people enjoy there home furnishings to have the same amenities as mine. i am a real big fan of beige, it is a hauntingly beautiful color. secondly i needs to have a pull down mirrored cupholder/ tray. it needs to be mirrored to i can set up my lines of cocaine with accuracy. the mirrored tray that will fold down from the couch (preferably the middle) will make my evening so easy and convenient, plus i think my many guests will feel the same way. please let me know what you suggest, so i can make my house a home. thank you!