Wednesday, July 1, 2009

G: Gatorade

Good Day Gatorade
wow i am really enjoying the revamp of your thirst quenching product. i believe i am "fierce" and that others should "bring it". bring what you ask? i dont know. just bring it. i tried a new flavor yesterday i am under the impression that it is "blueberry pomergrante". how worldly and cosmopolitan of you.
i am here to clear up a few rumors. i understand that you will now be marketing to working folks who sit at the desk all day instead of people in the sports world. i personally think this is a mistake becuase honestly unless a "cubicle person" was an alcoholic i cannot see how they would become dehydrated while typing memo's. so therefore your product becomes useless unbless said alcoholic cubicle person mixes gatorade with vodka.
think about it.

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