Vh1

Dear VH1,
I would like to tell you about a marvelous show idea. My friend Heidi and I are your next VH1 stars. We are HUGE fans of everyone on VH1, you know the reality stars.We talk about them all day long and we watch every show. But we are equally hilarious. We get into crazy adventures. Think of as the simple life only with more fun girls. I mean really you should have came to us a while back. I really think your viewers need people they can relate to, just give us some cameras and we will make you millions. Everything we do is a stitch. You know the Hills? Those people are so boring and lame, VH1 you can beat out the ratings on Mondays with some hip fun girls who are exciting. Jump on the bandwagon. It really is an offer you can't refuse.

Thanks,
Eva Jaeger-Boehmer